computer stupidities...

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... czyli Help Desk i podobne :wink: http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/jeden z wielu:I had this conversation recently with a lady who swore she had been using computers since forever. * Tech Support: "All right. Now click 'OK'." * Customer: "Click 'OK'?" * Tech Support: "Yes, click 'OK'." * Customer: "Click 'OK'?" * Tech Support: "That's right. Click 'OK'." * Customer: "So I click 'OK', right?" * Tech Support: "Right. Click 'OK'." Pause. * Customer: "I clicked 'Cancel'." * Tech Support: "YOU CLICKED 'CANCEL'???" * Customer: "That's what I was supposed to do, right?" * Tech Support: "No, you were supposed to click 'OK'." * Customer: "I thought you said to click 'Cancel'." * Tech Support: "NO. I said to click 'OK'." * Customer: "Oh." * Tech Support: "Now we have to start over." * Customer: "Why?" * Tech Support: "Because you clicked 'Cancel'." * Customer: "Wasn't I supposed to click 'Cancel'?" * Tech Support: "No. Forget that. Let's start from the top." * Customer: "Ok." I spent the next fifteen minutes re-constructing the carefully crafted setup for this lady's unique computer. * Tech Support: "All right. Now, are you ready to click 'OK'?" * Customer: "Yes." * Tech Support: "Great. Now click 'OK'." Pause. * Customer: "I clicked 'Cancel'." And people wonder why my mouse pad has a target on it labeled "BANG HEAD HERE." :mrgreen:

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Kurde Arch nie pomyliÂło Ci siĂŞ coÂś na kompie Czytam i czytam i nic z tego nie rozumiem Co zaczne od poczÂątku to ciÂągle po angielsku mi wyskakuje :tak: WeÂż no przetÂłumacz na polski. :wink:

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hehehe to musiaÂła byc kobieta moÂże kolor blond (pÂłeĂŚ przeciwna: bez obrazy - ÂżartowaÂłem

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hehehe to musiaÂła byc kobieta    moÂże kolor blond    (pÂłeĂŚ przeciwna: bez obrazy - ÂżartowaÂłem    :tongue2:

nie martw sie, ja mialem podobne skojarzenie :mrgreen: :wink:

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